I was watching Ibrahimovic last night and compiling in my head a list of footballers who I've actively detested over the years, for no good reason whatsoever.
Charlie Cooke (there was a kid of similar name who used to hit me)
Stuart Pearson (smug goal celebration)
Zico (how I laughed when Gentile punched him)
Glen Hoddle (Glenda)
Liam Brady (no idea)
Mickey Thomas (curly-haired gobshite)
Germans (obviously)
Graeme Le Saux (gave Guardian readers a bad name)
and Peter Crouch (who was playing above his level with QPR, yet alone now).
These days my commentary on watching England goes something like:
"For fuck's sake you twatting dipstick head the fucking ball. Take this useless beanpole off, Mike Berry can trap the ball that far; what is the fucking point...GOAL!!!"
(Anne shouting from kitchen "Who scored?")
"Ummm......"
Much the same happened last night...
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Quality toots -I have a few myself Ibrahimivoc being one - I think it,s a visual thing with him he just looks such a dork - On another note I live in North Wales but only about 35 miles from Aintree - unless this weather bucks up we could have another Red Marauder type National (last time I backed the winner!!)I watched Pigeon Island's race again this morning-Great feeling that was -thanks again . Jonah
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