Spoiler Alert:
I can exclusively reveal the highlights of Mr Osborne's budgetary billet-doux later today:
"Teachers, nurses, firemen, health workers, civil servants, and the small handful of council workers not on long-term sick, stand by your desks.
Pants down. Bend over. Heeeeeeeeere's Georgie."
Blah, blah, VAT, CGT, we're wholly, completely, entirely fucked, bring back town centres full of kids with dogs on string, jumpers for goalposts, coffee, white, no sugar please Vince, austerity for you, one last lick of the spoon for bankers, blah, blah, blah.
And let's finish with a song for all those public sector workers out there who actually voted Tory.
Hallo turkeys. It's C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S...."
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