Jessica

Cruelly ousted from "Over The Rainbow" last night.

I watch far too many reality shows for my own sanity, though only if I can gamble on them. (They were, for a brief period, the golden goose of gambling, but sadly all markets move towards efficiency). And the gambling allows me to be fairly objective about the talent I'm witnessing.

And in the ten years or so of wading through this bilge-water I can count the number of contestants I've really rated/supported on one hand and still have enough fingers left for a perfectly satisfactory wank.

However, I have to say this lot are collectively the most talented bunch I've seen on a reality show, and Jessica looks like a proper potential star. Good luck to her.

The show also offers a weekly chance to hear "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" sung purely, which is to say without having to suffer Eva fucking Cassidy's bastardised re-phrasing...