Matthew Fort

Struggling to think of anything this morning - roll on October.

However, every time I turn on the TV I seem to stumble across Matthew Fort. Eating. Eating with verve and gusto. There was a very sad old bloke I used to serve in the Harvester who lived alone, was a chronic alcoholic and once a week he used to eat a discounted steak and chips, which appeared to be the only food he ate all week, judging by the way he enjoyed it. Very similar to Fulton McKay in Local hero when they cook him dinner and try to get him to sell his beach. That's how Matthew Fort eats. No picking the food over making snide comments. No waxing lyrical about the presentation, sniffing it and declaring it divine.

No. Like a US Marine. Sit. Pray. Attack.

Trencherman Fort. Good job. Well done. Carry on.


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