Sunday, 12 September 2010

People pissing about on the X Factor Auditions

Svengali's stage management of this show reaches preposterous levels of pre-planned drama and audience manipulation, including what appears to be a fair few actors sprinkled in amongst the auditions.

However, am I the only who has sensed a few select soul rebels seeking to take the piss out of the show. Not to be mistaken for the usual array of saddoes, mingers and nutters.

For example, I'm talking about last night's trio of girls - "Bun 'N' Cheese". They looked like the gaggle of black girls you'll find at the back of any bus in South London who can perfectly harmonise every Destiny's Child song, saying to each other:- "So, we'll go on right, and they'll think we look just like a gaggle of black girls you might find on any bus in South London who can harmonise any Destiny's Child song, and that's what we'll do to get through the screening audition, and then, like, when we're on stage we'll just stand there and not sing, innit."

It's not quite hanging bankers from every lamp-post from Canary Wharf to Bank, but I'm sure I caught a glimmer of subversion there....

Although I think Bun N Cheese may well be submitting last night's video as their A Level Drama project..


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