Thursday, 28 January 2010

Chapstick

Now, I'm not a vain man (just as well I hear you cry), and my grooming products stretch to Head and Shoulders, Crest and Right Guard. If I was a professional footballer I wouldn't have anything to put into those little clutch bags they take on the coach with them.

Except a chapstick each winter, which I currently keep in my jeans pocket alongside my indigestion tablets, and which keeps my lips kissable all winter, which is important when you're such a sex symbol.


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