Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Peeing al fresco

Always been more pleasurable than indoors. Currently, on daily walks (a lot in the cold weather); with Bobby late at night under the stars (helps him concentrate on the matter in hand), in the mole-hills in winter (helps make them go next door), and in the compost bin in summer (not sure it helps at all really, but I like the steam)..

But also when drunk and desperate - a particular bush I favoured in Reigate; round the back of the Dalis Bar; behind Nunhead cemetery or near the pond in Peckham Rye; Castle Park Bristol was a good pit-stop prior to seconds at Lawrence Hill roundabout; and latterly on the lawn of the Navy cadets in Tooting Graveney.

And, of course, in the sea. In your wet-suit.

Where do you like to pee?


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2 comments:

  1. i have fond memories of putting out a campfire one night when in maine. (altho it has to be said that the fire was pretty low anyway else i'd have burnt my currant bun)

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  2. I'm thinking this is definitely more a man-thing!

    Although once my Dad's third wife was so cross with a gas station for not having a toilet (and so desperate) that she just squatted down and went on the forecourt. She was, of course, American...

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